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Subject: bet you didn't know....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Subject: bet you didn\'t know....

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
    produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
    produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
    body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
    to death.
    (Creepy.)
    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150
    calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
    to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping
    the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
    jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
    quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
    pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Re: Subject: bet you didn\'t know....

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
    produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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    How many megatons? I would be willing to sell my methane to the US govt for free pizza and beer.

    HEY Y'ALL SADDAM HUSSEIN.......BUBBA RAY'S A COMIN AND HE'LL BE A FARTIN!!!!
     
  3. zcarczar

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    Re: Subject: bet you didn\'t know....

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    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
    to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping
    the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")



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    That would suck!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  4. K5Jimmy

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    Re: Subject: bet you didn\'t know....

    Dang lucky pig......the downside......Bacon..... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  5. Blaze

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    Re: Subject: bet you didn\'t know....

    Man, if you mated a pig, that would be one lucky kid!
     
  6. UseYourBlinker

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    Re: Subject: bet you didn\'t know....

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    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
    jumping the length of a football field.

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    That would be the sh!t.. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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