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Subject: Birds and the bees

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 25, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Subject: Birds and the bees

    A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the Bees.

    "I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears.

    "Promise me you won't tell me!"

    Confused, the father asks what's wrong.

    "Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa
    speech.'

    At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

    When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

    If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have
    nothing left to live for." /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color="blue"> Poor kid thought he was getting the marriage speach ! LOL ! </font color>
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    DOH!!! LMAO!!!! /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     

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