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Subject: The Best Break-Up Letter Ever!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Stickseler, Feb 18, 2005.

  1. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
    letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
    is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since
    You’ve been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
    Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

    Love, Becky



    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
    snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
    ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
    Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he
    had collected from his buddies.
    There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fock you are.
    Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care, Ricky

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  2. Beast388

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    LOL thats funny:grin:
     
  4. dontoe

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    Oh, thats good! That is really good!
     
  5. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    that is a good one:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  6. ronnny

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    Wonder if he'll get the other pics back?:grin: :haha: :haha:
     
  7. big94gmc

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    Thats an old one, but still a good one.
     
  8. darkshadow

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    ah aha hahahahah

    love to have seen her face
     

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