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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 4, 2006.

  1. Z3PR

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    If you were a superhero, who would you be ?? (No existing one, make up yourown). I would be "The Profaninator" I would fight injustics with a long line of obcenties.
     
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    I'd be Happy.

    Happy to be divorced.
     
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    I would disorient my enemies with long tirades about social, political and religious injustices. Lulling them into an empathetic trance then destroying them a barrage of witty anecdotes.

    Or I might just yell, scream and insult them until they run away.
     
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    Id be Money Man, pull 100$ bills out my arse!
     
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    Then I'm changing my name to Bitch.

    I'll be your Bitch as long as you give me some bills! :wink1: :D :bow: :haha:
     
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    :haha: She-ite, bitch! I might even let you pull a few yourself.:haha:
     
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    Like I said.....

    I'll be your Bitch and do anything, literally, anything, for some bills. :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :haha:
     
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    I'd be Resurrection Joe: Stylishly indestructable
     
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    Tampon Man. Every woman wants and needs me. :bow:
     
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    If I could be a superhero
    I would be Awesome Man
    I'd fly around the world fighting crime
    According to my Awesome Plan
    And if I saw criminals trying to lie
    Hurting other people and making them cry
    I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van
    Because I would be Awesome Man.

    Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs, and alcohol. But we know what to do kids, we just say no!

    If I could be a superhero
    I would be Drug-Free Boy
    Telling the world of the evils of drugs
    and all of the lives they destroy.
    Well I'd take all the junkies getting so high
    with their needles and bongs and their sticks made of Thai
    As I burned them alive, I would squeal with joy
    Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy!

    If I could be a superhero
    I'd be Immigration Dude
    I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
    for eating up all of our food
    And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
    Like landscaping, dishwashing, and picking our fruit
    I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
    Cause I'd be Immigration Dude

    Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?

    If I could be a superhero
    Would you be Justice Guy?
    Making sure people get what they deserve
    Especially women who lie
    Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
    to run off to f*ckin Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
    I could skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob)
    Then you would be Justice Guy

    Or you could be more subtle,
    no, I didn't mean to be vague
    Give her the Mad Cow disease
    Let him die of the plague
    As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
    Especially Bob..
    Then you would be Justice Guy

    Yes, then you would be
    A superhero like me
     
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    The taxi driver song is hillarious
     
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    I am God
    World domination is my power.
     
  18. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I would be..................Tripod
     
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    I'd be the Procrastinator.

    Keep putting off fighting crime until the evil doers got bored and moved on.
     
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    id sleep all day and do jack ****
     

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