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SURGICAL GLOVES

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    SURGICAL GLOVES
    > > >
    > > > A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He
    > noticed
    > > >that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as
    he
    was
    > > >putting on his surgical gloves...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >She said, "No?"
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >"Well," he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building
    set up
    > with
    > > >a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to
    hand
    > > >size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in,
    and
    > then
    > > >walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto
    their
    > > >hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big
    > 'Finished
    > > >Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the
    procedure,
    > he
    > > >had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought
    about how
    > they
    > > >must make condoms!"
     
  2. speedy

    speedy 1/2 ton status

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    LMAO!!! That's hilarious!
     
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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Donna

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    I just got a visual of that!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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