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Survivalist Training

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 16, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan
    "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in
    case you get lost alone in the woods?"he asked.

    Several hands went up, and many important things were mentioned,such as
    water, matches, etc.
    Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.

    "Yes, Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring?"
    asked the Scoutmaster.

    Timmy replied, "A compass, food, and a deck of cards."

    "Why's that, Timmy?" the Scoutmaster inquired.

    "The compass is to find the right direction, and the food is to maintain
    you during the rescue.

    ""And what about the playing cards, Timmy?" asked the Scoutmaster

    "Well, sir, as soon as you start playing solitaire, someone always walks
    up behind you and says, "Put that red nine on top ofthat black ten!"

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