Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its > own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style. The contestants will start in > Dallas, > travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to > Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to > Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to > Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink > Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I > voted > for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to > confiscate your guns!" > > The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.