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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BIG*RED, Jul 8, 2005.

  1. BIG*RED

    BIG*RED 1/2 ton status

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    reading the post about the "rude roomate" got me to thinking..have any of you guys done somthing compleatly mean or childish out of revenge?

    lets hear your stories...:D

    I must admidt that in the past i have been extreamly mean, and ruthless...so perhaps after a few others post up i will post up a few of mine...want to see what kind of group i'm dealling with first, lol

    and don't post up "dreams" , "fantasies" or "ideals"..post up actual things you have done for revenge..
     
  2. BIG*RED

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    ahh come on guys..i know some of you have got to have some funny stories from "back in day"
     
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    I can't post my mean and crule revenge because I don't want too hear about anyone getting arrested for copying what I did. But it was very mean and nasty.
     
  4. BIG*RED

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    thats understandable...
     
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    When I was growing up a neighborhood kid robbed a neighbor that I was friends with, the cops busted him fencing the stuff so this was valid proof that he did it. Well anyways when he was let out of the tank he left his moon roof open on his car. You can use your own imagination to figure what happened next. No fire though. He deserved what we did to his car. He moved away soon after. :p:
     
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    Statute of limitations!!!!!:o
     
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    You mean with roommates -like Cling Wrap on over the toilet when they are drunk? Firecrackers in the bed as a wake up when I came in drunk? The old hand in warm water trick? That kind of constant stuff? :D
     
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    you mean like a can of sardines cracked open under the seat of someones car in the summertime? or when the guy next to you hit your car with his door and was stupid enough to leave his window down where you can piss in it?
     
  9. BIG*RED

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    yeah stuff like that :D
     
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    When a guy I didn't really care for asked where the party was, I gave him the address to a cops house. Showed up with a case and rang the doorbell...my truck got keyed for that one but it was worth it :D
     
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    I've got a couple. Had a guy when I was back in highschool drive by in his giant beat up chevy truck (irony huh) and chuck a soda at us. It landed in the dirt and threw mud all over a girls white tshirt (yes, he did it intentionaly). After lunch, I had an hour with no class. I went to his truck in the parking lot and pulled the needles out of his 40" tires. No air and no way to take air. I didn't know just how mean that was till a few years back.

    After that, I found out that my best friend was sleeping with my girlfriend. So I went to the marine recruiter he was dealing with and told him where to find his criminal record and that he had titanium pins in his hand... He was supposed to leave for boot camp the next week. He makes phone calls for a collection agency now and lives with his mom..... 8 years later....

    If anyone knows me, they know that I tend to over react. It doesn't seem like I am at the time and may not ever seem that way to me, but I don't like being messed with. Get's me into trouble here on the forum sometimes, but please don't hate me. I just type before I really think about it sometimes. So.... SOrry in advance
     
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    which time?
    the super glue in the lock cylinders just for being an ass towards me. (someone I used to work with)
    or the draining the gear oil out of the rear axle on another coworker that liked to flick cigarettes in my direction, that one costed him$$$$, it was an 02 truck.
    and the best one was when i found out my second wife was sleeping at a "friends" house, it turned out being a friend of mine. I went to his place of employment, attached my recovery chain to his brand spankin new harley, and dragged it down the road about 5 miles brought it back as a pile of mashed up parts, then went in and crushed his larynx for him in front of about 30 of his customers, then I went home and kicked the soon to be ex out of the house and then waited for the Po-Po to show.
    Damn I love a good felony, or two!
     
  13. BIG*RED

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    hmm, these are good..

    lets see..
    i have had someone in a brand new furd expedition park right next to my truck in a paking lot..so close i couldn't even walk sideways between our trucks. so i had to get in the passenger side. once in the drivers seat, i rolled down my window and looked out to see that he dented my mirror and door...so i reached behind my seat grabbed a screwdriver, held it out the window and ran it down the side of his black paint job, while i was backing up..

    when i was in 6th grade, we had a bike jump in front of the house, and all the kids from the block were jumping it, and there was one guy being a bully. and his brakes on his bike were out of adjustment. i told him i could fix it for him, and when he wasn't looking i lossen the bolts to his handle bar. and the next time he went off the jump, his handle bars folded. and he fell over the front of his bike, and broke his arm so bad the bone was sticking out of the skin.

    after high school, i was rooming with about 13 people in a three bedroom place..me and my girlfriend were staying there just long enough untill the appartment we had rented was ready..everyone living there except me and my gf were hard core druggies..and one guys gf didn't like the fact that we never joined in. and she hated my gf, don't know why but she always said something like my gf "thought she was beter than her" and one day she took all my gf's really nice work clothes and threw them out on thwe street. now since i don't hit girls, and this really pissed me off. i waited untill this girl went and took a shower. then i snuck in the bathroom, found her bottle of liguid type foundation makeup..i was just gonna take all her makeup, but i suddenly had a better ideal. the bottle was partially empty, so i opened it, whip out my....and i pissed in it. then closed the bottle. shook it up real good. and me and my gf sat with the bigest smile as this girl sat on the couch putting her makeup on with a little mirror..and rubbing that foundation all over her face.

    and i have done the sugar in the gas tank, grinding compound in the motor oil, water ballons full of paint stripper. umm.. chained up a guys mustang and drug it three block down the street.

    had a girlfriend in highschool that was raped by three mexicans that were here illegally, and i'm sad to admidt...i went on a rampage for like 2 weeks, me and my buddies went around beating the crap out of very mexican we saw, that was in the area where it happend.

    had a neighbor that was a total jerk in high school, so me and two of my friends went around the entire town and pulled out every single home "for sale" sign we could find, then went to his place at 3 in the moring and stuck 73 for sale signs in his front yard. the next morning he was cussing and screaming, and pulled them all out and stacked them on the side of his house, so that night we snuck over and put them all back in his front yard.

    had another neighbor one time, about 6 houses down, whos dog was always crapping in my yard. so one night a buddy came over with his dads k5. and we idled down the street, backed up his front yard till the rear bumper was right next to the house, and it had been raining (oregon, when doesn't it?) and the he stood on the go pedal and we tore the hell out of his yard, left huge ruts, and plastered the side of his house with mud. the next day he parked his boat in the yard..so that following weekend, we snuck back down hooked up his boat towed it out to the middle of the street, and then tore up his yard some more..then guy must have been a heavy sleeper, becasue he never came out, turned on lights or anything..and its not like we were super quiet.

    in high school a buddy got suspended for something that he didn't do, so me and about 13 other guys went out into the parking lot and put the principles honda on its roof.


    and i have done alot of things that for leagl reasons..i have been advised to never speak of again..

    but i don't know what happened to me, becasue now i don't do anything..people just basically walk all over me..i think to myself "i ought to, or i should" but i never act on it anymore..i've gotten soft in my old age..lol
     
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    this is at no one in particular but why not man up and deal with the person face to face? it sure takes a lot of guts to do something to someones vehicle or stuff :rolleyes: now all you people know that if the same was done to you that you would be pissed. so why not grow a set and face them face to face? don't get me wrong a good prank is cool but to do damage to someones property is just low
     
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    well in my defense..and i know its not a good reason..but i was a young, dumb, punk kid.. and like i stated at the end..i don't do anything anymore..last time i got "revenge" was probably close to 8 or 9 years ago ;)

    wait take that back..the screwdriver on the furd was only a few years back..

    and for the "grow a set and face them face to face" comment....well those are the time that i have been advised to "never speak of again" from my attornry and the judge...so i have grown a set, and have gone face to face, toe to toe..and to be honest thats just as dumb and childish the "adult" "grown-up" thing to do is just walk away..not "face to face"
     
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    I try not to be that person anymore, (all my "activities" were more than 15 years ago) But the Ex and "her" friend,that actually turned up being my friend, after destoying his bike, I did meet him face to face, and he got to spend a week in the hospital and I spent a few days in the pokey for it, but I feel no remorse for that, nor did this person ever receive any restitution for his losses, I just flat refused. and I'm not even pissed about it anymore. it was another life and besides he rrrrreeeeeeaaaaalllyyyyyyy had it comin!
     
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    Hate Breeds Hate, Real Men Stop That Cycle
     
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    In response to mudhog and RJ,

    The kid that I pulled that on had called the cops on me several times saying I was driving drunk just so I'd get pulled over, harrassed about my tires, and the vehicle would be searched. I approached him, told him what I thought, and he started laughing and said something to the effect of yeah, it was me, I just think it's funny to try and get you a fix-it ticket. He ended up getting a minor consumption when I sent him to the police officer's house that night, which in this county is a $190 fine (less than a set of fender flares) and three lashes with a wet noodle, and he never screwed with me again...
     
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    sending the kid to the party at the cops house was funny :haha: thats more like a prank :D :D
     
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    I'm a wimp I guess...

    I tend to just hold in all my frustrations caused by other jerks!...but every so often,I have to let it out--and woe is anyone who has wronged me!..

    One time a bunch of jocks in high school thought it was funny to pick up my VW beetle and turn it sideways in the parking space--I had driven it to school,and parked it "illegally" between 2 teachers cars(I was refused a "parking permit")...so after school,I go to leave,and there is my car,inches away from the sides of the 2 cars next to it,and no way to get it out under its own power..

    I was a scrawny 99Lb weakling,(the main reason I was singled out and picked on in the first place)...but I got SO pissed off I bounced the car up and down by the front bumper until the front tires started bouncing!--and I was able to "bounce" it straight enough so I could drive it out! :laugh: A harmless high school prank,right?----it was then I noticed my tape player and all the tapes were gone!--and so was a brand new set of craftsman tools and a toolbox I had recently gotten for my birthday... :doah: :( :frown1: :angry1: :angry1: :angry1: ...

    I went to report the theft at the principals office--all that did was get me in trouble for having my car at school in the first place!--the cops came,and I told them I had a very good idea who was responsible--they said"did you see them do it?"--NO--"did anyone else see them do it?"--NO--"too bad--case closed!"... :doah:

    I vowed I'd get even somehow--the one kid who I suspected most was a cocky prick,and he teased me incessantly about my car being messed with and kept asking me "who stole your tools?" and he'd laugh in my face..one day in Gym class,he started badgering me and was showing off to his friends how easy he could knock me down. :(

    .After about 15 minites of this crap,I told the coach if he didn't get this guy away from me,there was going to be a murder--he just laughed at me and said "if you werent such a wuss,he'd leave you alone!"..that got me SUPER pissed!..then the kid comes over to me and says "whats the matter?--are you gonna CRY to the coach?:"--and the other kids all laughed..I ran into the locker room....and I found a hammer in a janitors storeroom,and smashed the kids lock off his locker,and put all his dress clothes in the nearest toilet--one that hadn't been flushed!..then I got dressed,and walked out to the parking lot...feeling a bit like Charles Bronson in one of his "Death Wish" movies..

    I found his car and the hammer found his windsheild!--and all the other windows too!...I smashed in his trunklid until it popped the lock out,and I pried it open with the claw hammer--and there was MY TOOLBOX,and a bunch of my tapes!..but no tape player!..Suddenly,I hear a bunch of guys screaming,and heading towards me..it was HIM!--and all his "buddies",comng to kill me for trashing his car!..

    I must have been having an adreniline rush,for I dont exactly remember everything I did after that...from what I was told,the kid punched me in the face,and I went down!..but I was so enraged I jumped up so fast,my head clocked him in the chin,and he nearly bit his toungue in half!--I got in a few punches,them realized I still had the hammer in my hand,and I put it to good use--I broke his jaw and smashed his nose in!--all his friends just kind of watched,then backed away--they KNEW I was not to be F****** with any more!...then the coach,teachers,cops,and everyone else gathers around,and I'm escorted back into the schools main office..

    I spent the next 2 hours explaining my actions to the cops--one was there when my car was broken into,and said"I figured it would come to this"...and to my suprise,I got off pretty easy--I had to pay for his windows,and my parents were nearly sued for his jaw injuries,but his parents did not press charges--even the kids dad said "he's had this coming a long time--I keep telling him not to bully people around--maybe NOW he'll listen to me!".... :p: Oh,I forgot..I peed in his car too,after I smashed the windows!...a little reminder not to pick on me any more!.. :haha:

    I haven't pulled any "pranks"after that--after being a "victim" of them,I would not do that sort of thing--unless I'm VERY provoked!...like when your neighbors lets their dogs bark 24/7...I havent done it yet,but if I could get a hold of a friend with an 18 wheeler dump truck,I'd LOVE to back it up in front of his house at 3AM,and slam on the brakes!--and when that tailgate SLAMS into the body and blows him right out of his bed--maybe THEN he'll know how I feel,not being able to sleep for the past 6 years...then I'd dump the entire load of manure in it on his dogs and his truck--HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW????--.. :D :D ;) :haha: ....not yet..but someday soon maybe!... :rolleyes:
     

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