so i was at the movies the other day with a bunch of my friends. my friend justin and i both parked our trucks at the very end of the parking lot. now, we have very noticeable trucks. theyre both stock, but mine is ALWAYS muddy and has a Confederate battle flag license plate up front (oh, and the CK5 decal on the back). my friends truck has one of those full rear-window Confederate flag stickers, and a CB whip with a 3"x5" Confederate flag on it. so its kinda hard to miss our trucks. well, while we were in the movie (Elf is quite funny, btw), some kids from our school decided to write some slanderous things on the back of my truck, to the extent of "aww, how cute, justin and john at the movies together! yall make a great couple." now i dont know if yall noticed, but in the description of our trucks, you might see that we are quite proud of our Southern heritage. and i dunno if yall noticed, but a Southern man does not take kindly to it being insinuated that he is a gay. so, i need a way to get back at this kid. it was in jest, so it cant be permanent, just something funny. i was thinking that it might be humorous to paint his truck with hand lotion. paint rollers and all. just imagine the looks i would recieve as i bought 10 family size bottles of Lubriderm /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif any other suggestions?