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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, May 2, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her
    second child, was home alone with her 3 year old
    daughter, Katelyn. When Heidi started to go into labor
    she called 911.
    Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic
    responded to the call. The house was very, very dark,
    so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight
    high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
    deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she
    was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little
    while, Connor was born.
    The paramedic lifted him by his feet,and spanked him
    on
    his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then
    thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed
    3-year-old Katelyn what she thought about what she had
    just witnessed.
    Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled
    in there in the first place. Spank him again!"
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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