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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Beast388, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. Beast388

    Beast388 1/2 ton status

    Nov 6, 2001
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    Clinton, IA USA
    An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
    large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
    basketball court. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
    there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
    shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
    pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
    end of the pond.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
    The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
    make you get out of the pond naked. I only came to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.
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