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Tack one on for the Man's Man!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by semper-k-five, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. semper-k-five

    semper-k-five 1/2 ton status

    Aug 16, 2004
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    Tulsa, OK

    Clemson wedding

    You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
    that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
    even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
    After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
    coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
    especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
    father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
    appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
    him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
    party, was a manila envelope He said this was his gift to everyone, and
    asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
    glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten
    suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail
    them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
    couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".

    Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
    dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled
    first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the
    wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
    through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the
    bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
    best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300
    friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

    Wedding photographs commemorating the

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man..........Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
  2. behemoth

    behemoth 1/2 ton status

    May 16, 2000
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    Northwest Florida
  3. Muley

    Muley 1/2 ton status

    Sep 26, 2002
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    Eagle Mountain, UT
    Who cares if it is BS, it is still funnier than hell.....

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