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Talking your way out of a ticket

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    > This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best
    > Comeback Line Ever."
    >
    > Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident
    > of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
    > Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
    > indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
    > on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin
    > patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy
    > inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought
    > there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
    > Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
    > picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,
    > cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess
    > I was just really into it, you know ?" he commented with evident
    > embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice
    > a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his
    > audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual
    > situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to
    > (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on
    > to
    > describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went
    > up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing
    > a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there,
    > and then looked me straight in the face and said,
    > "A pumpkin? Damn!...is it midnight already ?"
     
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  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    so did i /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    it may not be true but it is still funny /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    http://www.snopes.com/risque/caught/pumpkin.htm

    I know, I know, I'm a spoilsport......

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Thanks for ruining it! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
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