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taxi cabs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ryan22re, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. ryan22re

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    a businessman went to leave a casino after a long weekend of gambling. all he had to his name was a quarter and his return airplane ticket. he flagged down a taxi, and started begging the driver to take him to the airport. he pleaded, offered his driver's license and credit cards, but the cabby would not accept. the man had to hitch a ride to the airport and missed his flight. several days later, he finally made it home.

    several months later, things were much better. the man was back in vegas and had hit it big. as he walked out of the casino, he saw a long line of taxi cabs. and lo and behold the same cab driver that had refused to help him out was at the end of the line.

    so the man got into the first cab in the line.

    how much to go to the airport? $15

    how much for a blow job when we get there? get the hell out of my cab!!!

    so the man proceded to get into every cab in the line and ask the same two questions.

    he got in the last cab in line, offered the very same cabbie that refused to help him out $20 and drove off. gave a thumbs up and a big smile to the other cabbies as he rode by. :haha:
     
  2. roadhawg

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    poor bastard....:haha:
     
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