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Ten rules for dating a Marine's Daughter

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Jul 27, 2004.

  1. jarheadk5

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    Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    The rules...
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    All to true my daughter is in for some exciting teens!! I'll rewrite those rules it will be a decade or so but I'll make sure to post them back up in here when I do LOL...
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    Gave me some good ideas to do now. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif Man my daughter is going to hate me when she starts dating.
     
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    I think she already is starting to James LOL!!
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    One of my instructors in college used to show his daughter's suitors his army sharpshooters certificates ... which he was keeping up even after retirement. Some of them left before he even got to the gun rack /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

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    If you make her cry, I will make you cry.


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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    omg, #4 almost made me blow the water i was drinking out of my nose. lol!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    Yep, I laughed so hard at these that my sides hurt!

    I remember reading somewhere that daughters are God's revenge on fathers who were... uh... active in their dating years.
    If I have a daughter, she's gonna hate me.
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    My baby girl is just three but I have those 10 rules memorized and they will be implemented in 25 years, uh, I mean maybe 14 years from now.
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifI'll be the one getting the phone call after it happens, I got nuthin but boys /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    Quite a hypocritical setup we have, no?

    I think, if you raise you're girl right, you won't have anything to worry about
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    Sounds fair to me, what's your daughter's phone number again?
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

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    My baby girl is just three but I have those 10 rules memorized and they will be implemented in 25 years, uh, I mean maybe 14 years from now.

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    Not expecting her to date until she's 17, eh? /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

    I got news for you, man... apparantly blowjobs are all the rage in middle school these days. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    Believe me, if I had a daughter, I'd sure would have let you meet her by now. She'd prolly would have beat you up and moved on by now.
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    ya, my ex-girlfriends dad gave me that on a piece of paper not too long after we starting going out, i didnt know him that well, and although he was kidding, it was pretty intimidating, and ya, being 18, i know, if you raise your daughter right, they will be fine, if not, whooooweeee! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Ten rules for dating a Marine\'s Daughter

    raising your kids right will solve 95% of your problems.... I think most of your good parents worry more about the guy being the kind of punk who might try to force himself on the chick rather than their daughter going crazy at a party and taking on 4 guys at once... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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