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test, be careful, don't offend anyone

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by justwhatido, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. justwhatido

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    test, be careful, don\'t offend anyone

    >Subject: Profiling test
    >
    >Interesting Multiple Choice Test
    >Be careful with your answers. Don't wanna offend anybody, you know.
    >Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple
    >Choice Test.
    >No need to keep score. The events are actual cuts from past history.
    >They actually happened! Do you remember?
    >
    >
    >1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
    >kidnaped and massacred by:
    >a. Olga Corbitt
    >b. Sitting Bull
    >c. Arnold Schwarzeneger
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    >a. Lost Norwegians
    >b. Elvis
    >c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnaped in Lebanon by:
    >a. John Dillinger
    >b. The King of Sweden
    >c. The Boy Scouts
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    >a. A pizza delivery boy
    >b. Pee Wee Herman
    >c. Geraldo Rivera
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year-old
    >American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
    >by:
    >a. The Smurfs
    >b. Davy Jones
    >c. The Little Mermaid
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
    >trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    >a. Captain Kidd
    >b. Charles Lindberg
    >c. Mother Teresad.
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    >a. Scooby Doo
    >b. The Tooth Fairy
    >c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    >a. Richard Simmons
    >b. Grandma Moses
    >c. Michael Jordan
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    >a. Mr. Rogers
    >b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
    >problems
    >c. The World Wrestling Federation
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >10. On October 20, 2000 the USS Cole had an unprovoked attack which
    >resulted in the slaughter of 17 of our young sailors. This attack was
    >carried out by:
    >a. Captain Nemo
    >b. Flipper
    >c. Moby Dick
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
    >
    >11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
    >to
    >take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
    >into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
    >passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
    >a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    >b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    >c. Mr. Bean
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    >a. Enron
    >b. The Lutheran Church
    >c. The NFL
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnaped and murdered by:
    >a. Bonnie and Clyde
    >b. Captain Kangaroo
    >c. Billy Graham
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
    >So,
    >to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent
    >on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to
    >profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
    >women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret
    >agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
    >Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
    >Governors, and leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone
    >because of profiling.
    >
    >Oh yeah, recent events of the beheading of Mr. Berg should not be shown
    >on
    >TV as it seems to offend the Muslim community and may even give them an
    >undeserved reputation of being barbaric and viscious. We keep hearing of
    >the "moderate" Muslims who practice "love" and tolerance. Ask yourself
    >this
    >question: When is the last time you saw a Muslim on TV condemn any of
    >the
    >acts you read about above? Let's send this to as many people as we can
    >so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with
    >Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed
    >of themselves if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award
    >winning story; "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid
    >does."
    >
    >"If you can read this, thank a teacher".
    >"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
    >
    >"Free People Will Set The Course Of History"
    >President George W. Bush

    Fred

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    Re: test, be careful, don\'t offend anyone

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    Re: test, be careful, don\'t offend anyone

    [ QUOTE ]
    >"If you can read this, thank a teacher".
    >"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."

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    I head on news radio this morning that a boardwalk game in Jersey is being condemned by some arab group (one of these anti-defamation groups), because it's a "Smack Osama" and "Smack Saddam" game. They are asking people to boycott the game because they don't want there to be aggression toward arabs. Screw that, how about these psycho's boycott blowing up americans? We don't want any aggression toward us, but we seem to get it.
     

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