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Test results

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Stomper, May 26, 2005.

  1. Stomper

    Stomper ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ GMOTM Winner

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    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
    his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a 4-hour operation.
    A young, pretty nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet.

    "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
    wash your hands and feet."

    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

    Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in
    one hand and his testicles in the other hand, takes a close look and
    says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

    The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly,

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    "That was really nice, but listen very, very closely,

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    "Are...my...test...results...back?"
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    Now that's funny!!!:haha:
     
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