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texan, californian, oregonion

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by k5ntexas, Oct 9, 2002.

  1. k5ntexas

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    A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The
    Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long
    draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls
    out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.

    The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That
    was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

    The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the
    bottles are cheap."

    A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls
    out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne
    into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair.

    The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do
    that for? That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!"

    The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne
    and bottles are cheap."

    So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer
    Hefeweizen. He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole
    bottle. He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his
    gun, and shoots the Californian.

    The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"

    The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians
    and the bottles are worth a nickel."
     
  2. POWERMAD

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    I still laugh everytime I hear that one.
     
  3. BurbinOR

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    Good one.............. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  4. UseYourBlinker

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    not funny. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  5. TX Mudder

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    pulls out a bottle of Widmer
    Hefeweizen

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    What's that?
    -- Mike
     
  6. Shaggy

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    <font color="green"> Cloudy wheat beer. My wife likes it. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif </font color>
     
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    From Oregon, he should be drinking Henry Winehard's privite reserve! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. BurbinOR

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    pulls out a bottle of Widmer
    Hefeweizen


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    What's that?

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    Awesome unfiltered wheat beer..............local microbrew.............drop in a lemon wedge and suck it down. Much better than Henry's.................specially since Henry's is not made local anymore.............. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
  9. 1HIHUM

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    I didn't find that funny at all /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     
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    too bad, the ones that shoud be shot dont carry guns .....

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    In Ohio we just shoot 'em all...no witness, no crime. Led me to a life of wheeling, got tired of dragging bodies whilst carrying a shovel in the woods. You can actually carry 3 bods if you pack right in a K5. They don't even stick up in the windows. OOPS..did I just say that out loud? Now you ALL gotta go for a "wheeling trip." /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
     

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