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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Dec 5, 2002.

  1. TopOff

    TopOff 1/2 ton status

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    I found this during my surf adventures. I thought I would share....

    From the state where drinking and driving is

    considered a sport, comes a true story from

    Texas.

    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a

    local neighborhood bar. Late in the evening the officer

    noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that

    he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the

    parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly

    observing.

    After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys

    on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his

    own car which he fell into.

    He was there for a few minutes as a number of

    other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he

    started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry

    night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the

    horn and then switched on the lights.

    He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,

    reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more

    minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he

    pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly

    down the street.

    The police officer, having patiently waited all

    this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing

    lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer

    test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man

    having consumed alcohol at all!

    Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask

    you to accompany me to the Police station. This breathalyzer equipment

    must be broken."

    "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the

    designated decoy."
     
  2. Tybee

    Tybee 1/2 ton status

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  3. ChevyDrivnRdneck

    ChevyDrivnRdneck 1/2 ton status

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  4. Corey 78K5

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    That was good. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    those damn texans, what will they think of next. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


    I know, maybe they'll buy colorado and pull their stunts up there too!!!
     
  6. landsmasher

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    I gotta admit... Out of all the people in the world,,, Texans are the most fun... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  7. BILLY RAY

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  8. Frankenstien

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  9. 4x4Freak

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  10. JAXSTER

    JAXSTER 1/2 ton status

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    I have been a decoy for years. /forums/images/graemlins/burb.gif
     
  11. k5ntexas

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    jacob
     
  12. blk87K5

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    You're too young to be at the bars. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Awesome story. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
    And yes, Texans do have the most fun.
     
  14. k5ntexas

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    i could be the designated decoy. perfect for me to do. lol. plus where we party we do the same thing but we leave with our trucks. lol. so i dunno. i'm just postin cuss i'm a post whore. lol. later.

    jacob
     

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