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Texas DPS Trooper

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jan 19, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    A Texas Highway Patrol Trooper pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a
    Yankee) after it had run through a stop sign.

    The Trooper walked up to the car door and said, "Sir, may I see your
    driver's license and proof of insurance, please?"

    The Yankee said, "What's the problem, officer?"

    "You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

    "Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"

    "Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look
    both ways, and proceed with caution."

    "You gotta be kidding me!"

    "It's no joke, sir".

    "Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty
    miles, and proceeded with caution."

    "That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete
    stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."

    "You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all
    the doughnut shops closed?"

    "Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and proof
    of insurance immediately!"

    "I will, if you can tell me what's the big difference between slowing
    down, and coming to a complete stop."

    The seasoned Trooper had enough, and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do
    better than that!" At this, he opened the car door, dragged the
    obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat the living
    crap out of the driver with his nightstick.

    "Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"

    This is why we Texans love our Texas Troopers!

    Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas....
     
  2. MOABDADC22

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    Oldie, but still a goodie. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. k5ntexas

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    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif man that is a good one. suprised to see you tell it. you being an okie and all. lol. but still good. later.

    jacob
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    and proceeded to methodically beat the living
    crap out of the driver with his nightstick

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    The DORK-SLAYER!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    he he, haven't heard that in a while! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    man that is a good one. suprised to see you tell it. you being an okie and all. lol. but still good. later.

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    Ah, just givin y'all a hard time and all; it's the responsibility of all God-fearing Okies to trash Texas. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    I don't know, I bet y'all be surprised by some of the stories I've heard from OK cops have about Texas law enforcement. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. k5ntexas

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    Ah, just givin y'all a hard time and all; it's the responsibility of all God-fearing Okies to trash Texas.



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    guess its the same there as it is here. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
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    I don't know, I bet y'all be surprised by some of the stories I've heard from OK cops have about Texas law enforcement.

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    i'm all /forums/images/graemlins/ears.gif

    jacob
     
  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    i'm all /forums/images/graemlins/ears.gif

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    Stuff like pursuits going into Texas, calling ahead and then falling back to let the Texas guys take over the pursuit and the Texas cops start shooting at the fleeing car. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    As for one hilarious story.........

    Let me find out if the lawsuits have been settled yet.
     
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  9. k5ntexas

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    Stuff like pursuits going into Texas, calling ahead and then falling back to let the Texas guys take over the pursuit and the Texas cops start shooting at the fleeing car.

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif sounds like texas state troopers alrite

    jacob
     
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    those guys sound awsome. Mental note fear the texas state troopers... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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