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TGIF??

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big pappa b, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. big pappa b

    big pappa b 3/4 ton status

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    This just came to me from one of my persistent sources. Pardon me if it's a repeat.

    > >One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
    > >despair, he had his first meeting with the Devil.
    > >The Devil asked, "Why so glum?"
    > >The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
    > >"Hell's not so bad," the Devil said. "We actually have a lot of fun
    > >down here. You a drinking man?"
    > > "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
    > >"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is
    > >drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We
    > >drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
    > >The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
    > >"You a smoker?" the Devil asked.
    > > "You better believe it!"
    > >"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over
    > >the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're
    > >already dead, remember?"
    > >"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
    > >The Devil continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
    > >"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
    > >"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,
    > >poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You
    > >into drugs?"
    > >The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . "
    > >"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
    > >bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can
    do
    > >all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
    > >"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I
    > >never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
    > >The Devil said, "You gay?"
    > >"No."
    > >"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
    > >
    > >
     
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    REPOST!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    no worries, thats a funny joke /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    so that why they get get drunk on Mondays and smoke alot of crack on Thursday huh /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif



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