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Thanksgiving

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Nov 25, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    > A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before
    > Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell
    > you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
    > enough."
    > "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
    > "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
    > "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
    > call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his
    > sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way they're getting divorced!" she
    > shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately and
    screams
    > at her father,
    > "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there.
    > I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
    > then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The
    > old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
    > "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
     
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