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The accident

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gotmud?, Dec 11, 2002.

  1. gotmud?

    gotmud? 1/2 ton status

    Feb 23, 2002
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    up north
    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
    > severely
    > > burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin
    > from her
    > > body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some
    > of his own skin.
    > > However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
    > would have
    > > to come from his ass. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell
    > no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also
    > honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
    > > After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's
    > new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her
    > friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
    > > One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
    > emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
    > everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
    > > "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
    > your mother kiss you on the cheek." /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
  2. Calclips

    Calclips 1/2 ton status

    Apr 4, 2001
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    Swartz Creek, Michigan/Flint while in school
    Good one! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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