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The affair (part 1)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by tRustyK5, Jul 29, 2003.

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    >The First Affair
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    > A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day,
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    > their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where
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    > they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex,
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    > they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his
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    > clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the
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    > grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into
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    > his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he
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    > entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an
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    > affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell
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    > asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his
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    > shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".

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