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The affair (part 3)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by tRustyK5, Jul 29, 2003.

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    > The Third Affair
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    > A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to
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    > examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or
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    > cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated,
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    > he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had
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    > ever seen!
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    > "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't
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    > send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like
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    > this. It has to be saved for posterity."
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    > With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's
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    > scaling. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.
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    > The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have
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    > something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up
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    > his briefcase. "Oh my God!" the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

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