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The ALL-NEW Chevrolet Wooly Mamoth

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by Slayer, Jan 8, 2002.

  1. Slayer

    Slayer 1/2 ton status

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    <font color=red>In response to Ferd building the "Explosion", and taking away the title of largest truck (I still hate the term SUV), Chevy has decided to release the new Wooly Mamoth.
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    This truck will be so huge, that it will come with a Geo bolted to the rear, like the dingy on a sailboat. You'll have to find outlaying parking at the mall, drop the dingy and drive in to the closer parking stalls.[​IMG]...[​IMG]...[​IMG]...[​IMG]
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    Of course this is just a rumor..............................................
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  2. Greenblazer-AZ

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    LOL... I just found out that here in Arizona my K5 is leagally classified as a station wagon, SUV seems less goofy than that. Do you think the new Mammoth will come with a fourth row seat or will it be an option?

    If you knew the truth, you too would be against marijuana prohibition!
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    The advantage to the station wagon thing is station wagons arent required to have mud flaps :)

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    Yeah I know, isn't that soo cool. Mud flaps are not something I'd want on my K5.

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  5. ChevyCaGal

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    But most states have lift laws for cars... so be careful there if you ever got stopped by a cop for that. He might let the flaps slip but nail ya on the lift.....

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    ok Steph, that little fat guys dancing is disgusting!!!

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    Arizona's laws are so lax you can register rock buggys without fenders, sand rails, ATVs, Dirt bikes, ect. As far as I know we can lift as high as we want, but if you have a truck you need mud flaps.

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    It's Chris Farley... get with it man! [​IMG]

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    Farly or no Farly, man thats sick... (reminds me of what I look like with my shirt off... [​IMG][​IMG])

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    Farly? I thought you got ahold of my wedding night video?[​IMG][​IMG]

    <font color=blue>It's easier to teach a child than to fix an adult.</font color=blue>

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    <font color=blue>I'm thinking that the 4th row seat will definitely be an option.[​IMG]</font color=blue>

    <font color=red>What I'm wondering now is whether you'll need dual registration and licensing?[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
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    I figure that since the dingy's part of the boat, maybe the geo can go the same route.
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    But then how will the super secret mall nazi's be able to cite the dingy for parking violations?[​IMG]?[​IMG]?[​IMG]?[​IMG]?[​IMG]?[​IMG]</font color=orange>


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    So have you seen the new F**d SUV?

    Its called the F**d Explitive.

    Cause its so freaking big.

    Chris Farley? From SNL. Chippendales try out with Patrick Swayze. Man thats old....

    "If it aint broke don't fix it" is like a 4 letter word.
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    Geez, after reading all these posts I have this insane mental picture inclusive of a naked Chris Farley, mud flaps and a mall parking lot! Whoa, I gotta stop eating the questionable leftovers ;-)



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    <font color=green>Heard that F**D was working on an even bigger SUV, called the Exhausted...........................</font color=green>

    <font color=red>Also found out that the new Chevy Wooly Mammoth will require quadruple registration, as each corner weighs more than the attached Geo dingy.......................
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  15. chevyfumes

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    LMFAO you guy's are killin me....

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