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The Army drafts Bubba,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    Twenty-eight years ago, the Army drafted Bubba, a redneck from deep in the piney woods of East Texas.

    On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.

    On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

    On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.

    The Army is still looking for Bubba....
     
  2. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Run Bubba, run............................:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  3. Cricket

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    Life is like a box of nuts................and little did they know he became a shrimpin boat Captain.
     

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