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The Axis of Evil, et. al

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Skigirl, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. Skigirl

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    by John Cleese

    Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

    Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil . . . in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim il Sung."Everybody knows we're the best evils . . .best at being evil . . . we're the best."

    Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil."They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

    "An axis can't have more than three counties", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussien. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is so wickedly cool."

    International reaction to President Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.

    Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of The Generally Disagreeable".

    With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics".


    Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we would like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

    While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes,although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Counties Whose Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

    Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
     
  2. Ddragggon

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    Re: The Axia of Evil, et. al

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  3. shane74

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    Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick".

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    At least I know it's not just a Montana thing anymore. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    John Cleese is a master!! Excellent stuff!

    Rene
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    lol!! funny schtuff!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif though i am a bush supporter, I critisize the guy for his axis of evil comment. Personally, I would have included syria, somalia, lebanon, and the palestinian terror-itories at the very least... in addition to the stated 3. just my opinion. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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  6. Skigirl

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    Yea, I think we ought to go with the above suggestions. Axis of the Generally Disagreeable would form up pretty quickly.
     

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