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The Balcony

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BLZN4FN, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. BLZN4FN

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    THE BALCONY

    Mom &Dad decided that the only way to pull
    off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their
    8 year old son in the apartment was to send
    him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and
    tell him to report on all the neighborhood
    activities.
    He began his commentary as his parents put
    their plan into operation:
    "There's a car being towed from the parking lot"
    he shouted.
    A few moments passed.
    "An ambulance just drove by"
    A few moments later,
    "Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.
    "Matt's riding a new bike....."
    "The Coopers are having sex!!"
    Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
    Dad cautiously asked,
    "How do you know they are having sex??"
    "Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony
    with a Popsicle too."
     

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