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The bar bet

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jan 26, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest
    man around,that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.
    The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice
    ran into a glass,and hand the lemon to a patron.
    Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out
    would win the money.
    Many people had tried over time -weightlifters, longshoremen-,
    but nobody could do it.

    One day this scrawny little man came in,wearing thick glasses
    and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice,
    "I'd like to try the bet."
    After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay,
    grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.
    Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

    But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched
    his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
    As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000,
    and asked the little man,"What do you do for a living?
    Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"

    The man replied,
    "I work for the IRS."
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  3. MOABDADC22

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    I am the lemon right now. The IRS is squeezing $3000.00 out of me. /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     

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