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The Beaver Oil Prayer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by landsmasher, May 9, 2003.

  1. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

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    Our Beaver who art in bed, juicy be your name.
    Thy oil will come, when I am done,
    In bed as it is in CK5....

    (From CanmoreK5)
    "Give us this day, our chance to breed,

    And forgive Z3PR,

    As we forgive him and those like him....."


    You guys finish it... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  2. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    Amen brother /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    <font color="green"> Oh, you're going to hell for that one... Not just normal hell either, you're going to get the express one-way ticket to hell where you don't even need to wait in line to get in... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif "What's that, you altered The Lord's Prayer so it was about Beaver Oil? Oh yeah, you can go right on through!"</font>
     
  4. landsmasher

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    Wait till you see the 11th commandment! /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  5. landsmasher

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    Not just normal hell either, you're going to get the express one-way ticket to hell

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    Finally! A popular place I can go and not have to stand in line... And all I gotta do is die for this? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    "Give us this day, our chance to breed,

    And forgive Z3PR,

    As we forgive him and those like him....."

    Somebody else can finish it. Altering the Lord's Prayer while drinking a beer is gonna get me in trouble....... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Going to hell? I think he's gonna be drivin' the bus! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  8. Z3PR

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Our Beaver who art in bed, juicy be your name.
    Thy oil will come, when I am done,
    In bed as it is in CK5....

    (From CanmoreK5)
    "Give us this day, our chance to breed,

    And forgive Z3PR,

    As we forgive him and those like him....."


    You guys finish it... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] I'm suprised that y'all still don't understand what I've been saying all along. It's reather pointless to explain it yet again, becouse if you haven't got it by now, you never will.
     
  9. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Nah, we do understand...........

    Ya fawking whine about it all the time. Ya seem to don't comprehend the concept of "I shall don't click on that thread, it's about Beaver Oil." And then when you get called on it, you backpeddle and try to make lame fawking excuses and change your tune about the whole thing.

    So which is it? Are ya gonna keep in touch with your feminine side and change your mind approximately 143,506,493 more times, or are ya gonna refrain from making any more comments about it?
     
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    I got to give you credit, YOU are a master at twisting things. I haven't changed my stand on any issue, I've just recently addmitted what I'm doing. If you'll take the time too think about it, you'll see I didn't say anything about being bothered or not till people started to say it bothered me. Why the hell would some petty crap like that bother me ? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif? Damn, can't I have fun with this without people taking it serously ?????
     
  11. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    , becouse if you haven't got it by now, you never will.

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    Kinda like your knowledge of the English language? /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    , becouse if you haven't got it by now, you never will.

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    Kinda like your knowledge of the English language? /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif



    [/ QUOTE ] Don't care
     
  13. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Don't want y'alls stinking credit and I by God don't need it. And the only thing I'm a master of is baiting my fish hooks.

    In case you missed Life 101, there's this little thing called impressions. This would the idea you give people when you are in their presence and in this great web of things we are on, these posts are what gives people their impressions of other people.

    You have impressed upon the masses that you have to whine about a certain subject by the posts of yours. Seems to me that if a lot of people are saying the same thing, most of the time it's true. You have given us the impression that you really don't like "something" and you always have to register your displeasure with it by posting instead of just walking away and ignoring the whole thing.

    Now you are saying that you are talking trash. Well I guess you missed the day they taught trash talk on the court cause you suck at it and be glad you don't play ball with the homies down in South Central.

    That is the overall majority impression that you have given off. No way around it.
     
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    Don't care

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    Obviously.......... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Don't care

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    Obviously.......... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] Finally, someone see's the light. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    What a waste of a perfectly good thread... Shame shame shame...

    Now back to the PRAYER! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    Well, if you're providing the light, it's definitely not a reading light........ /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    Well, if you're providing the light, it's definitely not a reading light........

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    More like black light..........

    [censored] it, I'm gonna go down some brews. Be back in awhile hopefully drunk!!!!!
     
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    Well, if you're providing the light, it's definitely not a reading light........ /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



    [/ QUOTE ] Now thats a good insult. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I did the same thing and now I'm drumk. (jes a little) Going to go to yet another funeral tomorrow. We will be dumping my friends ashes into the air at about 6000 feet doing about 110 mph straight towards the earth over Perris Valley Skydiving Center. This should happen at about 3:15 pm PST. Even though you didn't know him, please raise your glasses or bottles to Claude VanTassle at about that time. He was a great human being. He will be truly missed by his friends and the world could stand to have a few more people like him. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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