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The best reasons to have a beer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Oct 20, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

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    The best reasons to have a beer

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    Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink

    I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think

    about the workers in the brewery and all of their

    hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they

    might be out of work and their dreams would be

    shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer

    and let their dreams come true than be selfish and

    worry about my liver."

    -- Babe Ruth

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    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they

    wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're

    going to feel all day.

    -- Lyndon B. Johnson

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    An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk

    to spend time with his fools.

    -- ! Ernest Hemingway

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    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up

    reading.

    -- Paul Hornung

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    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    -- H. L. Mencken

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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we

    fall asleep.

    When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we

    commit no sin, we go

    to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to

    heaven!

    -- George Bernard Shaw

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    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to

    be happy.

    -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Without question, the greatest invention in the

    history of

    mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel

    was also a fine

    invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as

    well with pizza.

    -- Dave Barry

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    BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000

    B.C.!

    -- W. C. Fields

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    Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

    -- Professor Irwin Corey

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    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support

    group."

    Salvation in a can!

    -- Leo Durocher

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    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the

    "Buffalo

    Theory" to his buddy Norm:

    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of

    buffalo can only move

    as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the

    herd is hunted, it is

    the slowest and weakest ones at the back that

    are killed first.

    This natural selection is good for the herd as a

    whole, because the

    general speed and health of the whole group keeps

    improving by the

    regular killing of the weakest members.



    In much the same way,! the human brain can only

    operate as fast as

    the slowest brain cells Excessive intake of

    alcohol, as we know,

    kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the

    slowest and weakest

    brain cells first. In this way, regular

    consumption of beer

    eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the

    brain a faster and more

    efficient machine! That's why you always feel

    smarter after a few

    beers."


    "no worries"
    Dawn
     
  2. Burt4x4

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    YES!
    Yes!!!!
    I love BEER!!!!
     
  3. steve_kibbe

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    who needs a reason? click shhh glug glug glug. aaahhhh.
     
  5. SkulzNBonz

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    I only drink beer on days that end in "Y". /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif

    Remember, it's NEVER to early to have a beer, it's always noon somewhere /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif

    John
     
  6. boggerless

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    "Cause we're a drinking group with a K5 problem!" - BurbLover 20 Oct 04

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    ...the only reason that I need to drink beer is because it is there... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    well, its beer-thirty again, click sshhh glug glug glug aaaahhhh!

    there ain't anything one more beer can's solve

    beer, helping white people dance since its conception, hell probably responsable for many conceptions.

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    I SOOOOOOO love my new kegerator system. Fresh cold beer only a few short feet away. Actually, down the steps, around the corner, into the garage. But heh, not too far for my wife (looking over shoulder) /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    god invented beer so the Irish couldn't conquer the world!
     
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    i just got one too, but i have to redo all the tubing, check the regulator and get a new co2 tank. but the fridge part works good. i have three shells i am going to fill up for friday night. we're a drinking team with a rugby problem.
     
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    man burb lover must be rough...kinda funny though, I had a buddy that just put an extra long hose on his...kinda defeated the purpose of the kegorator if it sat in the hose to long...granted at that house a keg never lasted that long /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     

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