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The better health plan

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by santana, Jan 12, 2006.

  1. santana

    santana 1/2 ton status

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    A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital when during
    the
    tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
    "Oh my God" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he
    doing
    that?" The doctor that was leading the tour explained "I'm very
    sorry
    but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly
    fill
    with semen. If he doesn't do that several times a day, he will be
    in
    extreme pain and his testicles could rupture". "Oh, well in that
    case,
    I guess it is ok" commented the woman.
    In the very next room they could see that the nurse was performing
    oralsex on a different male patient and again the woman screamed
    "Oh my
    God!" "How can that be justified?" she asked.
    The doctor replied..... "Same illness, better health plan".
     
  2. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Testicles don't fill with semen...
     
  3. hunterguy86

    hunterguy86 1/2 ton status

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    LOL :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:Sounds like a great health plan
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Must have HMO
     

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