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The Biggest Wtf File Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by darkshadow, May 28, 2005.

  1. darkshadow

    darkshadow 1 ton status

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    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    [​IMG] An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets

    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.

















    WTF!!!!!!!!!




     
  2. mtn. burb

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    :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:


    If we say the same about the gang bangers in L.A. will they step up? :D
     
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    That story was a hoax. Some kid made it up .I've seen it on several other sites. :haha:
     
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    Guess those midgets watched Gladiator one too many times.

    Midget Battle Plan: Okay fellas, if we all jump in his mouth at once he'll choke........making us the victors.
     
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    And the BBC? They just run stories nilly willy?
     
  6. darkshadow

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    yeah its on bbc's site, they wouldent have it up with out confermation.

    i wouldnot have belived it if it wasent!
     
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  8. darkshadow

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    someone deleat the about post. he is the fake one



    this wtf file is still real:doah::doah::doah::doah::doah:
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    What the midgets saw

    [​IMG]

    What the lion saw

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