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The blonde and the tourists

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Jan 12, 2006.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Two tourists were driving through New Hampshire. As they were approaching Lake Winnipesaukee, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the lake's name.

    They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the pretty blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are . . . very slowly

    The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr gerrrrr Kinnnnggg.
     
  2. Greg72

    Greg72 "Might As Well..." Staff Member Super Moderator

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    This is a true story.....I saw it actually happen.
     
  3. wasted wages

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    This blonde is driving along and spots another blonde in a row boat in the middle of a cornfield just rowin' away,,,,

    She stops her car and yells to the blonde in the row boat " what in the hell are you doing ?"

    The blonde in the row boat responds " I'm just out here rowin' my boat"

    The first blondle yell's back at the blonde in the boat " you know something,,It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name,,,
    If I wasn't so tired right now I'd swim out there and kick your ass!!!
     

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