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The blonde and the truck driver

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jan 21, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    > > > > As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
    > jumps
    > > > >out of
    > > > > her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The
    > trucker
    > > > >lowers
    > > > > the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
    > > losing
    > > > >some
    > > > > of your load."
    > > > >
    > > > > The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
    > > > > When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches
    up
    > > > >again.
    > > > > She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
    > Again,
    > > > >the trucker
    > > > > lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
    says
    > > > >brightly, "Hi
    > > > > my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
    > > > > Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
    > down
    > > > >the
    > > > > street.
    > > > >
    > > > > At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out
    of
    > > > >breath, the
    > > > > blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
    > > The
    > > > >trucker
    > > > > lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and
    > you
    > > > >are
    > > > > losing some of your load!"
    > > > >
    > > > > When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
    the
    > > next
    > > > >light.
    > > > > When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
    and
    > > > >runs back
    > > > > to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
    he
    > > > >says...
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in PENNSYLVANIA and I'm
    > driving
    > > > >the SALT
    > > > > > TRUCK!"
     
  2. Tybee

    Tybee 1/2 ton status

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  3. balzackks84

    balzackks84 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    With all that talk about blondes and losing your load i had to go take a break. MUCH better now. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Thats better than the blond buying 2x4s at lumber yard.When they asked how long she needed them she said,For a long time we're building a house. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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