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the blonde going to europe

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by rick88blaze, Oct 21, 2003.

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    A young blonde woman in Omaha was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri River. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off the Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I will take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her and added, "I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life a new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

    From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit. And then they would make passionate love until dawn.
    Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

    "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Ameristar Casino, and we never leave Council Bluffs."
     
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