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The Blonde Year In Review

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

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    January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.





    February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.





    March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."





    April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.





    May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.





    June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.





    July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.





    August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.





    September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."





    October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.





    November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.





    December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.
     

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