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The bum

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    The Bum
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    >A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a
    >particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple
    >of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two
    >dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy
    >some Budweiser?"
    >
    >No, I stopped drinking years ago, the bum said.
    >Will you use it to gamble? I don't gamble. I need everything I can
    >get just to stay alive.
    >
    >Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?
    >Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!
    >The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead,
    >I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my
    >wife."
    >The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
    >doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
    >The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see
    >what a man looks like who's given up Budweiser, gambling, and golf!"
     
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