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THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
    > > orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both
    >were
    > > blind from birth.
    > >
    > > One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
    > > slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
    > > fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
    > >
    > > "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
    > > I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
    >since
    > > I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
    > >
    > > "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same
    >as
    > > yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.
    > > Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you
    > > are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
    > >
    > > "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered
    >all
    > > over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
    > > really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail.
    >I'd
    > > say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
    > >
    > > "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
    > > bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
    >paw,
    > > and help you the same way that you've helped me."
    > >
    > > So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth
    > > and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd
    > > say you must be French".
    > >
     
  2. COCHEV

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    LOL! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Heard that one today on the Bob and Tom show
     
  3. Stickseler

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  4. 83ZZ502_Jimmy

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    LOL!!! Good one. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    John
     

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