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The Call Girl,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Sep 1, 2005.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

    She says, "That sounds fantastic sir,,,,,,,,,,,,,but for an outside line, you need to press 9."
     
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    Bhaa.....ha, ha, ha,.........'bout had Pepsi coming out my nose! :eek1:


    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


    Thought ya had found another way to "Wasted Wages"
     
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    thats good :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  5. Leper

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :haha: :haha: :haha: :eek: :eek: :woot: :woot: That was unexpected...and damn funny
     
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    That's one of the best ones I've read in a long time. :waytogo: :grin: :waytogo: :rotfl: :haha: :rotfl: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
    But I could have done without that ... bad visual. :eek1:
     
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    Fixed it fer ya!:haha: :haha:
     
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    All that money for therapy to heal me of those memories, and you had to bring them back. :shame: :doah:
     
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    :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: That is funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    I needed this thread .Laughter is actually beneficial to your health. Especially if you smoke.
     

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