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the case of the pregnant lady

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GORRILLA, Aug 4, 2003.

  1. GORRILLA

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    > > > > COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
    > > > > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
    > > > > She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
    > > > > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
    > > > > The man seemed more amused.
    > > > > When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
    > > > > She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
    > > > >
    > > > > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
    > > > > (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man
    > replied,
    > > > > "Well your Honor, it was like this:
    > > > > When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
    > > > > condition. She sat under a sign that said,
    > > > > "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she
    > moved
    > and
    > > > > sat
    > > > > under a sign that said,
    > > > > Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
    > Then
    > > > > she
    > > > > placed herself under a sign that said,
    > > > > "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
    >
    > > > > myself.
    > > > > BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
    > under a
    > > > > sign
    > > > > that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
    > > > > Accident"...I
    > just
    > > > > lost it."
    > > > > "CASE DISMISSED!!!
    > >
     
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