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The convict and the Vasaline

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Apr 21, 2002.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent
    years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke
    into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in
    the bedroom.

    He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife
    on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared
    that he was kissing her neck. Suddenly, he got up and left the
    room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the
    room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this
    guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck
    and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he
    wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it
    and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or
    make him mad. Our lives depend on it. Be strong and I love you."

    After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says:
    "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't
    seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck... He was
    whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute
    and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom.
    Be strong and I love you, too.
     
  2. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Ouch!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
  3. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Oh damn, remind me to throw away the vasaline !!!!!
     
  4. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Damn !
     
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    ROTFLMAO.. too funny
     
  6. chevyfumes

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    You'd rather be dry corn holed..../forums/images/icons/shocked.gifLOL/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    Hey, if it's gotta happen, I'd be a rough rider. LOL.
     
  8. chevyracing

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    That would be like taking the shocks off of the Blazer and replacing them with pieces of rebar. LOL.

    John
     
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    Well, I wouldn't want that, just as I wouldn't want the other thing !!! LOL
     
  10. chevyracing

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    I should hope not!!!!!!!! LOL!

    John
     

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