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The cow ranch

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Dec 4, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    There were three guys hitchhiking along the roads of a plain, boring
    field because their car overheated from the long drive. Exhausted,
    hungry, and thirsty from the long walk, they were desperately willing
    to
    stay over anywhere. Fortunately, they saw about a mile ahead of them a
    ranch filled with hundreds of cows. They decided to stay there for the
    night. So they looked for the main office to ask the ranch owner if
    they
    could stay for the night. However, the ranch owner left for the day and
    no one was there. Too tired from their journey, they decided to sleep
    with the cows instead of walking forever. They each slept under a cow.

    One guy said, "I'm hungry and thirsty, what will we eat and drink?"

    Another guy suggested to drink the milk from the cow since they were
    lying beneath the milk sac. So they began to suck and drink. The first
    guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm
    full."

    The second guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and
    now I'm full."

    The third guy said, "My cow's milk doesn't taste quite right."

    The first and second guy then said to the third guy, "Well, try another
    nipple, that one probably has no more milk."

    The third guy in a confused state says, "But my cow only has one
    nipple!?"
     
  2. laketex

    laketex 3/4 ton status

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    Didn't see that one coming... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif


    But even so...YUCK!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  3. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    You know what they say. "Milk a bull and you'll have a friend for life". /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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