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The Cow

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Oct 21, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk.
    > The people did some research and found that they could buy a
    > cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200.
    >
    > They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful.
    > It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were
    > very happy.
    >
    > They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to
    > produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry
    > about their milk supply again.
    >
    > They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their
    > beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the
    > cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the
    > bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he
    > could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset
    > and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
    >
    > They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull
    > tires to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from
    > the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the
    > front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks
    > away to the other side."
    >
    > The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you
    > by chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"
    >
    > The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned
    > where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they
    > said. "How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?"
    >
    > The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Illinois." /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif


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