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The Cowboy **OUCH!!**

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jun 13, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo
    theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the
    cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

    The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient.

    Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the
    manager."

    The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle.

    In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried
    repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they
    summoned the police.

    The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy,
    what's your name?"

    "Slim," the cowboy moaned.

    "Where ya from, Slim?"

    With pain in his voice Slim replied.... "The balcony."
     
  2. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif Ouch..
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ouch lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    makes sence
     
  6. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color="blue">Good one ! </font color>
     

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