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the damn thing wouldnt die

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ducttape114, Nov 30, 2003.

  1. ducttape114

    ducttape114 1/2 ton status

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    so theres this squirrl thats been messing up the warehouse at work. today i caught him in a corner and stomped on him. he was still twiching and i really hated to see him suffer. i wanted to just break his neck but if he bit me that would have been bad(rabies and all). so i tried to just step on him hard enogh so he couldnt breath but that didnt work either. so i scooped his crushed body up in a dust pan, carred him to the hose, started to fill up the bucket thats there for this purpose. i shut the hose off and turned to grab him just in time to see him crawl under some pallets with his one good arm. he crawled in there just far enough i couldnt grab him. so he just lay under there twitching all day. i feel really bad. poor f**kin' squirrl /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
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    lol.. get the truck next time... do it quickly.... and i know you, your a big guy.. if you stopmed on me all day i'd quit twitching pretty quick /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Topdown 1/2 ton status

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    couldnt we have just left the poor thing alone? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

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    That's why man developed the 12 gauge.............. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    you murdering fawking bastard, I'm glad I met you and know how you really are or I'd be pissed...Now go find said varment and skin him out and eat him so he dosent go to waste... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  7. ducttape114

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    your right bubba, i got to take to my boss about carrying at work /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif, i swear boss, its for the squirrls!!
     
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    you murdering fawking bastard, I'm glad I met you and know how you really are or I'd be pissed...Now go find said varment and skin him out and eat him so he dosent go to waste...

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    Damn it Fumes I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes.
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