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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRAT

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jan 20, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    A Republican and a Democrat were walking down
    the street when they came to a homeless person.
    The Republican gave the homeless person his
    business card and told him to come to his business
    for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his
    pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
    The Democrat was very impressed, and when they
    came to another homeless person, he decided to help.
    He walked over to the homeless person and gave
    him directions to the welfare office. He then reached
    into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars.
    He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the
    homeless person five.
    Now you understand the difference between
    Republicans and Democrats.
     
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    Aint that the truth /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
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    jacob
     
  5. Corey 78K5

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    Bet old Swanson will like it.

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    Is that why this state is broke???? /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Is that why this state is broke

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    Do you still have that $20 in your wallet? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    That is the biggest lie I have ever heard! No republican in his right mind would EVER give anyone anything for nothing in return... Get real Bubba.... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    Yeah but I'm not telling who I had to shoot to keep it!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    You're right...I'd want him to "better" himself with the help. Even though it's a useless thought.......sometime it will happen........but I'd go broke first.
     
  12. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    That is the biggest lie I have ever heard! No republican in his right mind would EVER give anyone anything for nothing in return... Get real Bubba...

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    I bet if you ran a poll on here you'd find the number a lot more than what you think. BTW, I have. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    That is the biggest lie I have ever heard! No republican in his right mind would EVER give anyone anything for nothing in return...

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    A financial a$$ reaming to the working class.... /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif I love this site. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    That is the biggest lie I have ever heard! No republican in his right mind would EVER give anyone anything for nothing in return... Get real Bubba....

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    I have and I do .... regularly.
     
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    That is the biggest lie I have ever heard! No republican in his right mind would EVER give anyone anything for nothing in return... Get real Bubba....

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    I do as well. Not money, though. Money is the root of all evil. I prefer specifically directed things, like McDonalds gift certificates. Besides, if I gave them money, I couldn't write it off and they'd have to declare it as income...
     
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    if I gave them money, I couldn't write it off

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    <font color="green"> Now there's a republican for ya! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font color>
     
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    Ha ha ha, my shot at the government backfired!


    BTW, just to clarify, I've never written anything off since I started paying taxes anyway!
     

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