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The disappearance of a spatula... FOUND!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Dec 18, 2005.

  1. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    There once was a very tired guy. He had not slept since 1 oclock the day before. He went to his room(where he keeps his dishes) and grabbed a spatula so he could make scrambled eggs. He stopped and grabbed a fork as well. When he reached the kitchen... all he had was a fork. 3 hours later, he still has no spatula.


    So yeah, I lost my spatula somewhere between my room and the kitchen. I've turned both upside down looking for it. This is ridiculous. I want to make spaghetti and the ONLY thing standing in my way is this damn spatula!!! I'm sure if some other person walked in, it would be staring them in the face. I just can't see it.

    UPDATE AT THE END!!
     
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    Top of the micowave
    Under the bed
    Shelf in the hallway
    Look in the places you'd least expect to find it.
     
  3. justhorsinaround

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    Bathroom? Fridge? Left it in your room in the first place?:haha:
     
  4. sled_dog

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    I looked through all of my cabinets and fridge thinking I put it away with something. Looked under the bed. No shelf in the hall. I can never look where I least expect it. At this moment I wouldn't be surprised to find it hidden up above the drop ceiling.
     
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    mofugly13 1 ton bucket of rust Premium Member

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    Back pocket? I can't tell you how many times I've searched for the clean pair of socks I JUST had in my hand.....and then I look down at my feet, and there they are.
     
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    Lieing beside the computer keyboard?:D
     
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    Maybe the spatula was tired and was jealous because the guy grabbed a fork so the spatula went back to bed.:D

    Ira
     
  8. sled_dog

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    I'd be jealous of it if that were the case. Man I need sleep. I just wanted some spaghetti :doah::mad::haha:
     
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    the truth is ....



    THERE IS NO SPATULA!
     
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    ahhh my head....


    Ok screw the Spatula, sounds like I may be headed out again tonight... oh man this will be bad...
     
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    The first rule about spatulas is you don't talk about spatulas!
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Finish the book yet?:D
     
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    Yup, it's going out to mofugly13 tomorrow. He'll send it to whoever wants it next.
     
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    I think it is mocking me. It is sitting somewhere smoking a cigarette drinking a beer with a wooden spoon saying, "hes looking all over for me man, once he looks like enough of a dumbass, I'll get back" So I shall tell the tale to all who will listen.
     
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    OK, I'm confused...

    What about spaghetti requires a spatula to make it?:confused:
     
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    Why browning the meat of course!!!

    Don't you need it to to flip the pasta on the grill, too?:crazy:
     
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    Why don't Italians Barbecue?




    Cause the spaghetti falls through the grill!!



    yep, to brown the meat for the sauce.
     
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    Use the spoon.
     
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    just use a fork to brown the meat and don't beat the coating off the pan?

    then use the same fork to eat, with less dishes.
     
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    eh at this point my stomach is full of something refered to as a the "Silver Bullet" so I'm not worried about it :)
     

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