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The doctors office

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Aug 1, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
    you
    > tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you
    all
    > have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
    >
    > An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
    > approached
    > the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes Sir, what are you seeing the
    doctor
    > for today?"
    >
    > "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
    >
    > The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into
    a
    > crowded office and say things like that."
    >
    > "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
    >
    > The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
    embarrassment in
    > this room full of people. You should have said there is something
    wrong
    > with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further
    with
    > the doctor in private."
    >
    > The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.
    >
    > The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
    >
    > "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
    >
    > The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
    her
    > advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
    >
    > "I can't piss out of it," the man replied
     
  2. Redfrog

    Redfrog 1/2 ton status

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    *breath*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I don't know why but that is Damn funny
     

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